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SUKHUMVIT ROAD MARKET PATTAYA FUNTOWN


Variously known as the ‘North Pattaya Market’ or ‘Naklua Market’, this is the only one of the local markets to be located by the side of Sukhumvit Road, making it very easy to spot.

Positioned right next to the entrance for Mini Siam and Pattaya Boxing World, it is home to roughly 600 stalls on a nightly basis, about 100 of which sell mostly local food and drink and about 300 of them selling clothing. Other wares on offer include DIY supplies, automotive parts, beauty treatments, plants, pets, religious artefacts and second-hand goods.

Opening Hours: Approx 17:00 – late

Location:Next to Mini Siam, Sukhumvit Road, Naklua

http://www.bangkok.com/pattaya/shopping/sukhumvit-road-market-naklua.htm

GEM GALLERY PATTAYA FUNTOWN

 

A recent addition to a Thailand-wide brand, the 15,200sqm site proudly states its perfectly believable credentials as the “World’s Biggest Jewellery Store”, it being significantly larger than any of its three sister stores.

This amazingly large space incorporates a theme park ride, giving a colourful presentation of the glittering world of gems.

Opening Hours: 08:30 – 18:00

Location: 555 North Pattaya Road, Naklua Tel: +66 (0)3 837 1222

http://www.gems-gallery.com/

OTOP PATTAYA FUNTOWN

 

A fantastic place to find anything from souvenirs and scented soaps to traditional Thai furniture, the OTOP (One Tambon, One Product) shop on Pattaya North Road is a warehouse-sized building of wonder.

Part of a government programme to help local craftspeople make a living from their wares, visitors can be assured that everything in the 1,500sqm edifice was lovingly handmade in the area.

Opening Hours: 10:00 – 20:00

Location: 98/68-69 Pattaya North Road, Naklua Tel: +66 (0)3 848 9115

http://www.thaiembassy.sg/friends-of-thailand/p/what-is-otop

Tiffany’s Cabaret Show PATTAYA FUNTOWN

 

takes place in a grand theatre that, with its huge faux-marble lobby, manages to be almost as spectacular as the dazzling costumes.

Performers make their entrances dressed in everything from long sweeping ball-gowns and plumes of feathers, to elaborate headdresses and skimpy polkadot swimwear.

A breathless hour-long riot of sound, colour and light ensues; a show that spans the entire hemisphere through song, dance or skit.

 

Opening Hours: Daily, 18:00, 19:30 and 21:00

Location: 464 Moo 9, Pattaya 2nd Road, Nongprue, Banglamung, Chonburi Tel: +66 (0) 38 421 700

http://tiffany-show.co.th/

Crystal Bay Golf Club PATTAYA FUNTOWN

Between Pattaya and Chonburi on the way to Bangkok . Distance: 45 minutes from Pattaya or 1.5 hours from Bangkok

The 27-hole Crystal Bay Golf Resort (former Legacy Crystal Bay Golf Resort) course was designed by  Thai Takenaka and opened for play in 1988 under the original name of Natural Park Resort.

Since 2010 it is owned by and operated under the Legacy golf group of properties. The Pattaya golf course is located near Sriracha some 45 minutes from Pattaya and 1.5 hours from Bangkok. Described as a Hawaiian style course with palm tree lined holes, Crystal Bay has good tee boxes, lush fairw

Burapha Course PATTAYA FUNTOWN

Burapha Golf Club is in Sriracha district, Chonburi province, the eastern part of Thailand and located only 109 km. from Bangkok and 30 km. from Pattaya, one of Thailand’s biggest tourist destination.

The two 18-hole championship golf courses was designed by the internationally respected architect Gary Panks and the world famous touring professional David Graham (winner of the US Open and PGA).

Their mission, now achieved with remarkable dedication, was to build a golf complex that would be recognized for its exceptional standards in the most discerning golfing circles both here in Thailand and throughout the South East Asia region.

Bangpra Course PATTAYA FUNTOWN

45 Moo 6, Bangpra, Sri Racha, Chonburi 20210

Bangpra Golf Club is the one of the oldest golf course’s  in Thailand.

Built on a total area of 550 rai. Bangpra Golf was transferred to National Lottery Bureau during the age of Marshal Sarit Thanarat.

Although Bangpra Golf originally occupied only 9 golf holes, Marshal Sarit assigned Lieutenant General Jitt Suntranon to be responsible for further construction of a further 9 golf holes.

 

KITTEN CLUB PATTAYA FUNTOWN

 

I really don’t know why the management of the Kitten Club/Obsessions GoGo continues to employ a few females in what is essentially a quite successful ladyboy boozer, other than pretending they are two separate bars with an imaginary divide.

The bar currently has 8 girls and 35 ladyboys. A few years ago Kitten Club garnered a reputation as a rip-off joint in terms of drinks prices, which were not being displayed, and some punters were stung with outrageous bills.

That has now changed and things seem to have been well and truly cleaned up.

The left part of the stage and the left part of the bar are for girls and for girl oriented customers (real girls dance on the left part of the stage only) and the right part of the stage and the right part of the bar are for LB and LB oriented customers (LB dance on the right part of the stage only).

Waitresses are either girls or LB and obviously are not limited to any part of the bar. Strange but interesting mix. Real girls wear red, lady boys wear black.

 

Beach Road: Soi Pattayaland 2

From ~5pm

FAR EAST A GO GO PATTAYA FUNTOWN

 

Strictly bikini All-in is now 2000. There are only bikini girls, no nudity of any kind at all (no full nudity seen there for many years).

Afternoon opening resumes The recent police action to close GoGos before 6pm has fizzled out and the bar has resumed opening from 1pm.

Refurbed I stopped by on a weekend evening to take a look at the changes since a refurbishment. The dynamic of the bar is very much the same as before, but the bar does look smarter for a general rework of the fittings.

The major change is to rework the bar counter at the back. The messy DJ area and boss’s cubby hole is now an area reclaimed to the bar. With the bar counter itself looking a lot more attractive.

This back right area seems more for the Scandinavian regulars than for customers dropping by. It does not really command a good view of the stage so is probably best used as a hangout area.

There were 9 dancers in the bar when I visited with 3 on stage at any one time. This was a good ratio which left plenty of girls able to work the bar for lady drinks.

There were 3 quite attractive girls and it was generally a decent line up for the bars in the Sois 13 area. Topless was the majority favoured dress code for the dancers.

There were a decent smattering of customers, and most had a lady by their side (or on their lap). It is probably the least hands-on bar of the local area but the hostessing was working OK anyway. So very much as before, but looks a little nicer.

 

Pattaya Soi 13 2 (Soi Post Office)

From 1pm – 11pm Most girls depart at 8p

DESTINY A GO GO PATTAYA FUNTOWN

I stopped by the LK metro GoGo during a weekday Happy Hour. First impressions were good with a sizeable staff ready to guide customers to the plentiful seating around the central stage.

The drinks service was prompt and polite. The square bar has bench seating overlooking the stage which was occupied by 7 dancers.

The dancers were wearing a wide variety of costumes with a black theme. The dress code ranged from overdressed coyote to sheer negligee. There were several decent looking dancers amongst them.

A rather serious flaw started to emerge at the first dancing shift changeover. All the girls trooped off the stage and slowly a replacement crew appeared in bits and drabs. However the new crew was pretty much the same as the previous set. It appears that there were 10 dancers total in the bar and 3 would take a break each shift.

The stage may look full, but this means that there were hardly any girls available for hostess duties. You would have a double shift wait when your drinking partner ‘go dance’.

Inevitably I decided to move on after my drink. But don’t assume that this means that the bar is under the cosh.

There are plenty of GoGos on Soi LK Metro that are also ‘one drink and move on’ venues, so there is a steady stream of vaguely disappointed customers arriving after departing from these other bars.

Draft beer was 69 Baht\

Soi LK Metro

http://destinypattaya.com/